<p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;"> 观看俺表妹发的新年联欢会，表演的太极扇舞【中国功夫】视频号，甚觉了得，感慨紧得嘞。俯首低头扪心自问，俺的功夫都废了没呢？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;"> </span><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">跟着屠洪刚唱，咋觉着他那功夫，跟俺八竿子打不上哟！还是甭跟人练，自个儿玩得了。给改改词，唱俺的功夫吧！</span></p> <p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">《俺的功夫》歌词</b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(255, 138, 0);">篡改【中国功夫】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">站似一棵葱，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">卧似一条虫，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">不动不摇坐出恭，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">说话嘴漏风。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">南腔和北调，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">破嗓更稀松，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">不识歌谱也能唱，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">只要甘平庸。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">吓倒一大片，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">吼退一条线，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">喝口小酒就敢练，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">俺的豪气冲云天。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">外练厚脸皮，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">内通肺腑气，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">不伦不类不低头，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">俺的心中有天地。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">命是过江龙，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">活着才英雄，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">暮日夕阳呈晚霞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">神功走偏锋……</span></p>