<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">图片：网络，诚谢原作者</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">文字 ：刘 富 昌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">曾为消暑赴广寒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借得清光洒人间。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">欠下神仙一笔债，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">至今不知怎样还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一愿未了成心疾，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">食不甘味寝不安。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">百思无计正焦虑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">举目今夕月正圆。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">紫气随心冉冉起，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">转眼来到月宫前。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">依旧先见嫦娥姐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拜见星君赖引荐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐捧过茶一碗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">扯墩坐在我近前。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐弟相互问候毕，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门欲言却难言。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我弟有话只管说，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐弟本是同根连。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">故乡暑气料已退，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我弟此来为哪般？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“故乡前年酷暑煎，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光心切来广寒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多亏姐姐与月老，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">求助星君随心愿。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">清光洒下收不回，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">欲要还时没法还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">愚弟百思无一计，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐您说怎么办？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐笑得花样美，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐姐笑得花枝颤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“笑死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你笑死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我的傻弟好可怜。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笑得愚姐肚子疼，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笑得愚姐涕泪见。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知咋还却敢借，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借了却不知咋还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这事本归神仙管，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你却偏往身上揽。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借时啥招你都有，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">还时你才知道难。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“愚弟生来就鲁钝，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐说如今怎么办？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“如今还能怎么办？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐陪你去太阴殿。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君既肯借与你，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">料也未曾指望还。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“当初既然说是借，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咋说都得想法还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有借有还是本分，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不还以后咋相见？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“相见？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笑死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你笑死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我弟凡间一小民，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君那是一尊神。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">尊卑十万八千里，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人神殊途咋相见？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此番姐姐陪你去，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">能否相见皆凭缘。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">转眼来到太阴殿，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君坐殿一如前。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐弟上前问候毕，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恭恭敬敬站一边。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太阴星君展星目，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">察颜观色生感叹。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">士别三日刮目看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今见黉门知果然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">前番是个黉大胆，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今夕却是面怀惭。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君开启智慧眼，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门心思早了然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心道黉门来得好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看来万般皆是缘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此番索性逗逗他，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看他今天咋表现。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“神洲应该不热了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门此来为哪般？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门闻言心怀惭，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">未曾开口先流汗。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“当年冒昧来广寒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光心切多冒犯。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君不记凡人过，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借予清光洒人间。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">光阴迅速近三载，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">百思不知怎么还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">清光洒下收不回，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">还光竟比借还难。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门生来就鲁钝，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">请教星君怎么办？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君闻言偷偷乐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心道你还知道难？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君心中盘算定，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">挫其锐气使就范。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“怎嘛？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">会借竟然不会还？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">分明赖账不想还！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“惭愧！惭愧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">诚非赖账不想还，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">真的不知怎样还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">穷尽心思无一计，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恳请星君多指点。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“惭愧？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想想借时你多能，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就如要来抢一般。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">闯殿唐突麒麟兽，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">吼得月老面怀惭。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太阴殿上竟出手，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">摔伤玉龙腰间盘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光无望百计出，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">还造出个手榴弹！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若非贵手抬得高，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我的清光早完完。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">（详情见拙作《夜闯广寒宫》）</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“罪过！罪过！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">羞惭！羞惭！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">该打该罚凭星君，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">做牛做马亦心甘。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“果真？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“果真！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“那好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我今派你一公干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代替本尊把福颁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这活你若能干好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">权当把我清光还。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“颁福？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“颁福。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天门开启降百福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">至尊赐予众神颁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我司当方颁福事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怎奈微恙把身缠。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“这……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这事应归神仙管，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我只凡尘一俗汉。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">说什么呢！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">身边若有神帮手，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪里还用你代颁？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“星君怎说没帮手？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">环您左右皆神仙。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">在编在制名册满，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">谁能帮我把活干？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">编制内的能干活，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪里还用招协管？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“提起这事就来气！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不说谁知我的难？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就说那个月老吧，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老态龙钟步蹒跚。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫说让他去颁福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">牵个红绳都困难。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">月老但凡干点活，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人间哪有光棍汉？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">再说你这嫦娥姐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看看看看你看看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">金莲也就三寸许，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">娇娇弱弱身腰纤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">忍心让她去颁福？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">问她能干不能干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“吴刚！他壮。”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我还不知吴刚壮？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可他终日把酒贪。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我若让他去颁福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">八成围着酒缸转。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“别光也是也是的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">回我这活干不干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“黉门恐怕不称职，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">您老还是找神仙。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">举目神仙一大片，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">神到用时谁堪遣？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">蟠桃会上无虚席，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">年年还把座位添。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">但凡哪个干点活，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天下至于这么乱！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是……”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“此番让你代颁福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">权当把我清光还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若是你的表现好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有了指标你先转。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“转？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“现在你还不在编，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只是编外颁福员。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“这……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">转正那就不用了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天上活儿干不惯。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不说您老也不知，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我家还有几分地。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">春种秋收夏管理，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我若转正活谁干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“什嘛？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不说我老还不知？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知我还算神仙？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">芸芸众生万家事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">啥事逃过神仙眼？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就你开荒那点地。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也见过无数遍。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“啊？”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“啊什么啊，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那天我往人间看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一身泥土一头汗。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">整天摆弄那点地，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借我清光却不还！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“惭愧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">当差抵债本情愿，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若辱使命心怎安？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“看人我还看不错，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你就给我大胆干。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“这……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这福我都颁给谁？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">何时何地如何颁？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“逢年逢节逢乐意，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你想咋颁就咋颁。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又咋了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“锦绣山河千万里，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">芸芸众生上亿万。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门只有一双手，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只我一人……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“颁不遍？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“正是！”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“你这心思还不少，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这事哪里用你管？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你的朋友圈多大，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本尊心中自了然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多大树遮多大荫，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本尊所司亦有限。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你只尽力而为之，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫管颁遍颁不遍。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又咋了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“总觉此事千钧重，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若辱使命……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫你气死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">开荒种地若有瘾，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">接我点活这么难！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我说你行你就行，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫再啰嗦惹我烦！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">再说当差可抵债，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你不受命债咋还？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫你气死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">什么也是也是的？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">痛快回我一个字，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代我颁福干不干？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“干！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门之子谨受命，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一揖别过即返还。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">万里长空等闲事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一觉醒来在人间。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"></span></p>