<p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">戏 说 彩 礼（群口快板）</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">作者：姚树学</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">合：</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">我们四人走上台，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">喜庆竹板敲起来。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">今天不把别的表，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">把结婚陋习谈一谈。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">中华历史几千年，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">婚嫁陋习代代传。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">结婚必须要彩礼，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">东西南北很普遍。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">寒门有女百家求，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">贫困无钱万事休。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">有钱丑女不愁嫁，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">无钱靓男也犯愁。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">现如今男青年，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">提起结婚都说难。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">彩礼年年在增长，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">张口就要好几万。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">要汽车，要楼房，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">结婚五金要备全。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">见面要给见脸礼，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">定亲要给装烟钱。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">合</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">婚宴要选大酒店，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">美酒佳肴称门面。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">结婚男方压力大，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">东挪西借泪涟涟。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">为了繁衍下一代，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">倾家荡产也要办。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">结婚当天节目多，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">听我慢慢对你说。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">接亲要给开门费，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">红包小了门紧闭。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">新娘下床鞋不见，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">急得新郎团团转。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">乖乖交上找鞋费，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">全家鼓掌笑开颜。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">新婚大典喜眉稍，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">新娘下车要红包。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">给了红包还不算，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">小舅子还要压车钱。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">新郎新娘台上站，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">男方父母直冒汗。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">新娘爹妈叫的酷，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">转眼就成万元户。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">父母眼神有愁乐，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">一生只为这一刻。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">高额彩礼压弯了腰，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">都是陋习惹的祸。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">高额彩礼像座山，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">多少家庭增负担。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">掏山积蓄口袋空，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">债台高筑苦不堪。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">结婚本是快乐事</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">高额彩礼添烦恼。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">爱情不能用钱买，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">真心相爱才是宝。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">只要双方有情缘，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">何必非要好多钱。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">只要双方没意见，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">拿多拿少表心愿。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲乙</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">民事法典条款明，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">天价彩礼路难行。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">双方商量少提钱，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">男女亲家皆欢迎。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">男女双方姿态高，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫让彩礼添烦恼。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">美满婚姻幸福多，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">双亲和谐家快乐。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙丁</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">高价彩礼危害大，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">敢向陋习亮利剑。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">倡导文明新风尚，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">树立正确婚恋观。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">摒弃陈规和陋习，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">移风易俗谱新篇。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">抵制高价彩礼风，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">中华美德代代传。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">合</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">对！抵制高价彩礼风，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">华夏美德代代传。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">代代传！</span></p>