<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 健身房女更衣室内，绰号“大眼”会员边抱怨“又忘带内裤了”，边裸着向上提拉牛仔裤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “小心拉链夹住肉”我友情提醒却引发一阵哄笑。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “你咋会想到的？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “经验之谈”呀！笑声又起。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “哇，疼死啦！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “还真拉链夹肉了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “一语成谶，怪我，乌鸦嘴。”哄笑声再起。</span></p>