汉奸听到枪响后……

野鹤.张(谢绝送花)

配词:野鹤.张 <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">斜歪眼睛叼着烟,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">竖耳倾听看着天。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">突然“咔叭”一声响,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">吓得差点尿裤裆。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">侧耳再去听端祥,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“啪啪”又是两声响!</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">忽然左边也打枪,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心里不免更着慌。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">左三枪,右三枪;</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">劈哩叭啦不断趟!</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">怎么弄?怎么办?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不知是蹲还是站?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">想一想,细盘算,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">事到如今怎么办?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">愣在墙根想半天,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">眼珠不断转圆圈。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">往左溜?怕民兵,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">往右走?怕太君。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">想不走,也不成,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哪有地方可藏身?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">地下若有窟窿眼,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拼死也要往里钻!</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">事到如今真为难,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不知往哪最安全?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“咔啪”又是几声响,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">真正吓死俺的娘!</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">低头看见盒子枪,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">差点把你全忘光。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哆哆嗦嗦去掏枪,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不知子弹可上膛?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">手里有枪胆就壮,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">探头探脑四处望。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">听听两边没声音,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是否他们已撤军?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">三十六计走为上,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">此时不走等他娘?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">伸头再看他一眼,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">快撒鸭子把身转。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">帽子一拽头一低,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">脚底抹油快点飞!</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">看图配词:野鹤.张</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor">2024.11.4</span></span></p>