狡辩大师,之开启的口香糖盒

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<p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">周末的清晨</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">听到了一阵轻跑的脚步声</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">映入眼帘的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是昨天刚买的炫迈口香糖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">已被拆开</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">撕掉的塑料膜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">就摆在旁边</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">因为猴儿没吃早饭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我很生气😠</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">带着一腔怒火准备找他理论一番</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">👨🏻谁让你吃口香糖的?❤️‍🔥</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">👦🏻老爸</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">您是来感谢我的吧?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">包装盒我帮你打开了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还帮您品尝了一下</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这个批次的口香糖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">口味纯正且无毒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">谁开不是开呀?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不用谢谢我哈~~~</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">👨🏻🥸🫠</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p>