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<p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>一敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">从来不动歇堂中,万紫千红不算红。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">倘若求财忘拜你,财眉一竖扭头空。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>二敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">爷今失错入闺房,猛识妆台也紧张。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">进退两难谁救我,拒迎皆错姐泡汤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不如趁夜谈谈爱,然后过天借借箱。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">君乃库财身自稳,不留宝贝不为郎。</span></p> <p class="ql-block">(财神印)</p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>三敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天生招美媚,跪坏敬香男。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">忽惧千家请,慌忙匿寺庵。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>四敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">亲临皇帝家,天口已无牙。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">嗲嗲管丝软,纷纷脂柳斜。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">见爷诸震悚,谄媚绝惊呀。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">涎脸同神寿,嫔妃倒雨花。</span></p> <p class="ql-block">(发财树)</p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>五敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">全球信仰不同神,唯独同君夜夜新。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">倘若众生皆作假,有仇也必用情真。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>六敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拦爷乞丐认同僚,记否当年水上漂。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">浪恶金银倾入海,心齐手足覆为潮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怒涛卷降云盛水,神力掀升底罩霄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">坐养财肥烦长肉,时凭能讨起如雕。</span></p> <p class="ql-block">(发财树)</p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>七敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一瓢饮取落为财,弱水清甜晓雾开。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫理红尘喧扰事,煮茶溜狗滑青苔。</span></p><p class="ql-block">(前两句以乡友网名“一瓢弱水”为起首)</p> <p class="ql-block">(财神)</p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>八敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">鹿柴引天狼,瓜瓢惹酒香。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">财爷吧咂嘴,疑惑是迷汤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">(鹿柴:地名)</span></p> <p class="ql-block">(发财树)</p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>九敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">财爷溜达进村庄,隐了真身漏体香。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白狗闻惊瘫失吠,鸡群事后眼尖忙。</span></p> <p class="ql-block">(财神)</p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;"><i>十敬财神爷</i></b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">闲来无事逛钱行,码纸成山须进光。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">币若通风哪会烂,人如律己怎无祥。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">读书应养修身品,习武当为扶弱郎。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">俺舍钱财天下用,人人得份不心慌。</span></p>