<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 幺妹喊我看大戏🌈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">（大关方言·民间新歌谣）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 刘子发</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幺妹揖头来我家，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">慌忙火气扯话题：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">打你电话接不倒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">跑起你家说归逸。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">我讲各子走慢点，🤝</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">啥子事码楞个急？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">她说广场坝坝头，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">今天晚辰看稀奇：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">昆明拢抖大帮人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">摆好台台演大戏。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">我说啥子了不起，🦚</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">屋头活路干不熄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幺妹哈咡不高兴，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哎哟我哥苯得屁：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人家都是大派头，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老高山人懂不起。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人家跳舞闪咚咚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">腰杆扯到脚后齐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人家唱歌更是昂（音肮），</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">半天云头猴兮兮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">惊抓抓的喉咙大，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">手法身段干得赢。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拽起花灯好妖娆，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一帮姑娘闹“游春”。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">相声小品呱瓜赞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">转弯抹拐笑死人。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">整个杂技拽筋斗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">憨不溜秋分不清。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">公然又还耍把戏，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">男的魔术变妖精。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“包二回门”二人转，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">南腔北调不了情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">幺妹紧倒说不尽，😀</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你讲笑人不笑人？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嘴才子儿不简单，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">红颜花色爱煞人！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">摆得我也攒了劲，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">关上朝门就起身。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">刹脚鞋咡忘记换，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偏偏帽儿衣不抻。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拽筋搭抖赶热闹，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">汗水爬纱撵路程。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">钻进人群窝窝头，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">看着不敢眨眼睛。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">咋个演的楞个拽，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">差点莫得过把瘾。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">拉倒幺妹挨她说，🌷</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">二天还有冒忘请。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幺妹装得脾气胀，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">勒眯恨眼咚嘴皮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">只讲二回晓不得，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哪展又来说不清。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">下次还有我音倒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">叫你伤心我开心。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我跟幺妹悄声讲，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心口不一假正经。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">认清妹子喜欢我，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">邀起同来有原因。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">喊妳幺妹逗起吵，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">干哥记你一生情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">幺妹一听红了脸，💖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">当人八众羞死人！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;">小康路上手牵手，</b></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">同心同德感党恩。🍎</b></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">云南大关县本土方言录音，请横屏分享。</span></p>