"full class camel"(“满级骆驼”)父与子624 作者:傅宇

环太平洋

<p class="ql-block">Son: Here is story, Mark. In a desert, there is one man ride a camel on the road. There is a car going from the back of them. the man who rides a camel just got down and waved to the car. The car stopped in front of him.</p><p class="ql-block">Marvolo: I'm walking in the desert so hot, can you let me hitch a ride and blow the air conditioner?</p><p class="ql-block">Brian: Yes, yes! But what about your camel?</p><p class="ql-block">Marvolo: It's okay, it'll follow your car.</p><p class="ql-block">Brian: All right, you get in the car.</p><p class="ql-block">Son: Brian was only driving 60 km/h at first, and looking in the rearview mirror, the camel seemed to follow easily. So he accelerated to 80 kilometers, and then looked at the camel, it was still that relaxed. He just wanted to see how capable the camel was... He simply flew 120 kilometers in one breath, and then he asked the owner of the camel and said...</p><p class="ql-block">Brian: Is your camel OK? It is hot. </p><p class="ql-block">Marvolo: Er? ! How is it? </p><p class="ql-block">Brian: Right. </p><p class="ql-block">Marvolo: Ah! Drive the car to the lift, It's about to overtake!</p><p class="ql-block">Mark: Oh...that's a strange story...what the hell was going on with that camel?</p><p class="ql-block">Son: Of course it's fake~</p><p class="ql-block">(The two of them hit the wall as they talk - oh, home.)</p><p class="ql-block">Dad: Hey, if you hit the same wall, you almost didn't wear a pair of pants!</p><p class="ql-block">Son: Hehe...</p><p class="ql-block">Dad: Look at you, your head is...</p><p class="ql-block">儿子:马克,我这里有个故事。在一个沙漠中,有一个人骑着一头骆驼在公路上走。过了一段时间,有一辆汽车从他们后面行驶过来。那个骑骆驼的人就下来,向那部汽车招了招手。汽车停在他的面前。</p><p class="ql-block">马沃罗:我在沙漠里走得好热了, 可不可以让我搭个便车, 吹吹冷气呀?</p><p class="ql-block">布瑞恩:可以是可以啦!不过, 你的骆驼怎么办?</p><p class="ql-block">马沃罗:没关系,它会跟在你车子后面的。</p><p class="ql-block">布瑞恩:那好吧,你上车吧。</p><p class="ql-block">儿子:刚开始布瑞恩只开60公里/时,从后视镜看那只骆驼似乎很轻松地就跟上了。于是他就加速到80公里,再看那只骆驼, 居然还是那副轻松样儿。他就想要试一试那只骆驼到底有多大能耐……他干脆一口气飙到120公里, 然后他问了一下那骆驼的主人说……</p><p class="ql-block">布瑞恩:你那只骆驼真的不要紧吗?我看它都已经在吐舌头了……</p><p class="ql-block">马沃罗:嗯?!它的舌头是吐向哪一边?</p><p class="ql-block">布瑞恩:右边啊。</p><p class="ql-block">马沃罗:赶快把车开向左边一点, 它要超车了!</p><p class="ql-block">马克:哦……这个故事倒是挺奇特……那只骆驼到底是怎么回事?</p><p class="ql-block">儿子:当然是假的啦~</p><p class="ql-block">(二人说着说着就撞到了墙上——哦,到家了。)</p><p class="ql-block">爸爸:嘿,你们好的撞同一面墙,就差没穿一条裤子了!</p><p class="ql-block">儿子:呵呵……</p><p class="ql-block">爸爸:你看你,脑袋都……</p>