明清民歌6:书生与姐儿(喜剧版)原题《太阳当顶过》

王庆斌(黑龙江省艺术研究院)

<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本篇作者:王庆斌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">请欣赏:</span><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">书生与姐儿</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">[明清]巴山山歌:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">书生与姐儿</span><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">(喜剧版)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太阳当顶过,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生放午学,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">自家不回姐家折。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">肩扛一把伞,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">手拿白纸扇,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">头上带子盘两转[zhuàn]。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿门前踅,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">如饥又似渴,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看你叫我不叫我!</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 狗儿一声叫,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿往外瞧,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一瞧乐开眼睛毛。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丢下绣花筛,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">忙把门推开,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看你进来不进来! </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生进屋里:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫我好欢喜,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只你一人在家里。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿笑眯眯:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“爹妈串亲戚,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">说得傍晚才回呢。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生暗得意,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">兴从心头起,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">千载难逢我和你…… </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">椅子拖两拖:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“请坐书生哥,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">待奴厨房烧茶喝。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“不必麻烦了,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我今不吃茶,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就想看着你绣花。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">两手颤抖抖,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">两眼直勾勾,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生把奴心儿揉。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 她人在绣花,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我这望着她,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">年纪不过十七八。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一看她头型,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恨不双手擎,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">盘龙戴花红头绳。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">二看她眼神,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">秋波荡我心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">胜于仙女下凡尘。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三看她双手,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戒指晃眼球,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">金丝鎏[liú]又银丝鎏[liú]。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">四看她脚裹,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不过三寸左,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">走路好像踩软索……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“要走脚不移,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有话又不提,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三瞻五顾好稀奇!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我走脚犯迟,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有话你听知,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我想讨杯热茶吃。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想说又不说,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不喝又想喝,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">真是让奴犯琢磨。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿下厨房,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生心着忙,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">试探之法想停当。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿厨房转,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">茶盘没找见,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">倒杯茶水用手端。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生来接茶,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">将奴搂一把,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">搂得筋酥骨也麻。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">搂也搂得轻,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">搂软奴的心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">手抚胸口发颤音:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “我的书生哥,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有话只管说,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">搂奴一把所为何?” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“想要对你说,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又怕你骂我,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">骂我几句无处躲。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“说出又如何,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">骂你做什么,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">奴家没吃骂人药[yuè]!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“天天在学里,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">时时挂念你,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我今是来采花的。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿心一蹦,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">煞时脸儿红,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不由自主不从容:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “花是有一朵,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">现在不能折,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">等到成婚任你合。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可怜我的天,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">还要等几年,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">火烧眉毛顾眼前!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“不要喊老天,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不要叫可怜,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不早不晚在今年。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “你要做眼前,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">奴要顾脸面,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">爹妈人前免非难……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">左说左不应,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">右说右不行,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">说出几个古人名:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “当初罗汉僧,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本是修行人,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">他也伸手摸观音。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “天上七姊妹,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">住在天宫内,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">四姐偷配崔文瑞。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “牛郎和织女,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天上两颗星,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">七月七日也偷情。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“袁良谟夫人,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丈夫在朝廷,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">官宦之家也沾腥……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">古人既如此,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今人也这般,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">古今对比知甜酸。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“左邻小幺姑,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">比你眼界独,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">与郎同看房事书。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“右舍小幺娘,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">比你胆子壮,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">与郎敢进青纱帐。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“前街小幺姐,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">矮你一大节,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">与郎玩弄鞋扣鞋……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“后坊小幺妹,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">小你两三岁,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">与郎同滚一条被……” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">说了多一阵,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿才动心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">引领书生进闺门。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">二人手挽手,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿懒步走,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又想玩来又怕丑。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿把头低,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生撩她衣,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三细三慢不停息。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">走到象牙床,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">放下红罗帐,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫声“哥哥听商量: </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“虽说我长大,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">还没采过花,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知酸甜和苦辣。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫声我娇娇,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">说与你知道,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天下只有这事妙!” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿口生津,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">自慰女儿心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我不偷情我偷人。 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">罗裙两撒开:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“听哥你安排,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">奴的鲜花任你采……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 玩了多一气,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“哥哥你请起,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怕奴爹妈回家里。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">书生出后门,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">爹妈进前门:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“咱家出去一个人?” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“同村小书生,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">他来借古筝,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">没有古筝转回程。” </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老妈撇嘴角,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老爸瞪眼睛,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">姐儿心里直扑腾…… </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">(选取“三峡版本”)(根据“麻辣-四川第一网络社区·论坛”发布于 2011-3-16 21:36)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">(根据网络“矩萧的博客”2011-05-10 23:38:40发布《巴山一带山歌《太阳当顶过》)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">(王庆斌搜集、整理、合成) </span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2020.12.10-12初次整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.07.05;09:30再整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.07.06;11:08初定稿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.07.22;15:12整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2022.08.09-16;再整理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">于哈尔滨江北大学城香溪阁 </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span 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