<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【一】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">人到退休这年纪，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">啥都难与当年比。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">摸着头上几根毛，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">不由悲从心中起。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——老啰！🤪🤪</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【二】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">镜子面前仔细看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">毛发掉了一大半。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">想起剃头会优惠，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">打个八折都不干。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【三】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">发型越来越难留，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">每次想起就发愁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">自己咬牙一跺脚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">干脆剃个大光头。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——实属无奈呀！😀😀😀</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——无奈归无奈，总得找点理由</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">说服一下自己吧。😀😀😀</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【四】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">剃个大光头，免去好多愁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">尤其遇雨天，滴水都不留。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【五】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">头顶小花帽，不单为扮俏。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">出门遇太阳，再不嗷嗷叫。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【六】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">人老毛发少，还是光头好。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">丢到人群里，特别容易找。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【七】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">不进理发店，已有两三年。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">屈指一细算，省下不少钱。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">【八】</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">光头不好看，很少有人赞。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">放到十年前，打死也不干。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size: 20px;">——这应该是真心话吧😀😀</span></p>