<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">作者 王乃强</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 走楼梯时……（及其它）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一位老大妈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要买块豆腐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">下楼梯时，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">摔了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">问她，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">为什么跌倒？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">她说，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">光寻思买豆腐</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">忘了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">下楼梯了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一个女人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">回家后，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">摘耳环时，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">顺手扔进垃圾桶啦，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">她心里</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">想着别的什么啦！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一位老人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">忙着进屋，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">开门后，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">钥匙忘记拔出来了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这不是笑话，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">类似的例子多了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这么小的事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">分心也不行呀！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一心不可二用，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这是常识，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">也是老话</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偏偏有人不当回事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">总认为</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">没啥！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我看见过，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一名公交司机</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一边开车</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一边打电话，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">乘客也不好意思管，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这样司机</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">出事</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是早晚的啦！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我遇到过一位领导，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">回答一群众提问，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">半天无言语，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">却反问，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你问的是啥？（他走心啦！）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还有</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我见过</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一位小护士给婴儿打针，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一边打针，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一边和旁边人说话。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">家长十分担心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">怕打错了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">总之</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">干啥时想啥，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">下楼时</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">就想走路，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">别想其它。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">平安下来，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心无旁鹜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">才能避免出差。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">就是谈恋爱</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">也要专心，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不能三心二意，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">注意聚精会神</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>只说</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">情感方面的事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">别扯什么</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">天气</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">晴啦雨啦。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还有好多事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">捎带提一下，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">做饭专心做，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不做其它。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">取款专心取，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不做其它。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还有啥，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">容易出差，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">自己想吧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">什么时候</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">可以想别的事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">只有</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">躺在床上可以，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">因为</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">总不会掉在床下。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 淡然一笑</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">2022年6月🌙22日</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 辽宁铁岭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p>