<div>Teacher: Oh, boys and girls, today we will learn the antonym, every one must say one. Just ok. </div><div>Mark: So bring. </div><div>Teacher: Great. </div><div>Tony: Very great. </div><div>Teacher: You are wrong. </div><div>Son: I'm right. </div><div>Teacher: Why can't you understand? </div><div>Danny: I know it clearly. </div><div>Teacher: You, stand up. </div><div>Son: I sit down. </div><div>Teacher: The teacher tell you stand up, you not hear it? </div><div>Mark: The teacher tell me sit down, I hear it. <br>Teacher: You dare didn't listen to the teacher? ! </div><div>Tony: I wouldn't have dared to defy the teacher</div><div>Teacher: Do you know what I say? </div><div>Jimmy: I don't know want are you saying. <br>Teacher: I know you are bad. </div><div>Danny: You don't know I'm not bad. <br>Teacher: I don't want to say to you. </div><div>Son: Speaking. </div><div>Teacher: NO WAY! </div><div>Jimmy: No, speaking. </div><div>Teacher: You, shit up! </div><div>Mark: I want to shout. </div><div>Teacher: NO SPEAKING! ! </div><div>Son: SPEAKING EVERY THING~~</div><div>(The teacher is very angry, but she can't say anything. ) </div><div>Teacher: The class is over! </div><div>Danny: The class is begin! </div><div>Teacher: Say, please say~</div><div>Mark: I shit up. <br>(The teacher is ok now, then she calls every student's parents. Go back home, the son is afraid……) </div><div>Dad: You are trackingthe teacher! <br>Son: Dad, the teacher does not tell us to stop……</div><div>Dad: Shit up! The teacher is tells you the class is over, why are say the? You bad boy……<br></div>老师：同学们，今天我们学习反义词，每个人都要说啊。还不错。<br>马克：好无聊。<br>老师：很好<br>托尼：极其好。<br>老师：错了。<br>儿子：对了。<br>老师：你咋不明白呢？<br>丹尼：我很明白啊。<br>老师：你起来。<br>儿子：我坐下。<br>老师：老师叫你起来，你没听到吗？<br>马克：老师叫我坐下，我听到了。<br>老师：你还敢不听老师的话？！<br>托尼：我不敢不听老师的话。<br>老师：你知道我在说什么吗？<br>鸡米：我不知道你在说什么。<br>老师：我知道你是故意的。<br>丹尼：你不知道我不是故意的啊。<br>老师：我不跟你说了。<br>儿子：你跟我说。<br>老师：拉倒吧。<br>鸡米：坚持啊。<br>老师：你给我闭嘴。<div>马克：我要大声吼喝。</div><div>老师：禁言！</div><div>儿子：畅所欲言~</div><div>（老师气得半死，似乎又无言以对……）</div><div>老师：下课！</div><div>丹尼：上课！</div><div>老师：继续说啊。</div><div>马克：我闭嘴了！</div><div>（老师松了口气，然后给所有人的家长打了电话。回到家，儿子被骂了一顿……）</div><div>爸爸：你这简直就是胡闹！</div><div>儿子：爸爸，老师也没给我们信号，说让我们停下啊……</div><div>爸爸：唉，老师都说下课了，你怎么还继续呢？真是胡搅蛮缠……</div>