<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">今天和大家分享28张神奇的漫画，它让以往宏大与沉重的衰老话题，变成了可以轻松调侃的幽默日常。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">让人笑中带泪，快一起来看看~</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">作者：银发川柳。漫画：艾红旭，中国美术家协会陕西创作中心人物部主任、黄土画派画家。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">01</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">被人夸书法苍劲老辣，其实是手抖。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">02</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">说的要白头到老，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">现在我秃了顶，你染了发。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">03</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">早上起床，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">状态不错，去看看医生吧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">04</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">因为太寂寞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">和电话诈骗犯聊了好久。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">05</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">终于，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我还清了房贷，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">住进了养老院。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">06</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">体检完之后，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">妻子突然温柔起来，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这让我害怕。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">07</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">遗书上写着“全部留给妻子”，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">那是她的笔迹。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">08</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">好想再犯一次的病</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是相思病。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">09</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">下了奔驰，我要换乘轮椅。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">10</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偷吃孙子的糖，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">死不承认，嫁祸给猫。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">11</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“下辈子也要在一起哦！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我对狗说。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">12</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">怀旧金曲都太新了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">根本不会唱。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">13</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“给我打钱！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">电话里是儿子的声音，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">果断挂了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">14</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">头上没几根毛了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">理发也不打折。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">15</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">曾经也想要自由和时间，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">现在多到手足无措。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">16</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">吃饭八分饱，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还有两分用来吃药。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">17</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">亲爱的恋人啊，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我现在终于有空又有钱了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">18</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">真好吃啊！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">虽然忘了刚刚吃了什么。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">19</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人生，已经不迷茫了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">但总是会迷路。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">20</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要是知道死期就好了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这样我就会把存款都花完。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">21</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">没有孙子盼孙子，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">有了孙子成孙子。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">22</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嘴上说生无可恋，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">地震来了，跑得比谁都快！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">23</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">现在，会温暖的迎接我的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">只有热马桶圈。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">24</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“饭做好了！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这是今天唯一的对话。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">来自电饭煲。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">25</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心怦了一下，还以为是爱情，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">其实是心律不齐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">26</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">家庭和谐的秘诀：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">少说话，多出门。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">27</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">所谓老年爱情：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">接个吻，都惊动了假牙！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">28</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“老婆子啊，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">把对狗的爱分一点给我吧！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p>