<p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">作者：张玉良</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">我问：几楼？</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">老太：我不知道。</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">我问：找谁？</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">老太：俺闺女。</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">我问：带手机没有？</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">老太：没有。</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">“把你闺女的手机号告诉我！”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">“我不知道。忘了。”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">“这儿不能下。待会儿你在楼下等。”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">“中。”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">我走到阳台高声呼喊：</font><font color="#000000">“有一位老太来找她女儿，在楼下等着呢。”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">一连三声。</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">“喊什么喊，把我女儿都喊醒了。神经病！”不远处传来一女子的指责声。</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体"><strong>笑 话</strong></font></span></p><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"><p style="margin: 0pt; text-align: right;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000" face="宋体">作者：张玉良</font></span></p></font></span><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> </font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">一学生问在地头干活的老农，＂大爷，到某某地方该怎么走啊？！</font></font><font color="#000000">”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">老农挺耐心地告诉了她。</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">学生临走时说了声：</font></font><font color="#000000">“谢谢大爷！”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">美女学生挎上自行车走了。</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">一中年农民走过来，问：</font></font><font color="#000000">“刚才那个学生跟你说什么了？”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">“没说什么啊，她问我往那儿那儿去该怎么走，我告诉她了。”</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">“你当我没听到是吧，她走的时候是不是跟你说了声：谢谢！”</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">“是啊，怎么了？”</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">“你知道谢谢是什么意思嘛？”</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">“不知道啊。”</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">“你不知道就算了，唉呀，怪不得呢。”说着说着就要走的样子。</font></font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">“到底是啥意思，你告诉我再走啊。”</font></font></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> </font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">中年农民连连摆手：</font></font><font color="#000000">“不说也罢，不说也罢～～反正非常难听。”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">老农一听急了，跑到路上跳着脚大喊：</font></font><font color="#000000">“我谢你一百回，我谢你一万回。”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">学生听到后连忙下车，摆着手喊道：</font></font><font color="#000000">“不用大爷，不用谢！”</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">老农一听更急了，心里想，你说不用就不用啊，继续跳着脚高声喊叫着；</font></font><font color="#000000">“我谢你一百回，我谢你一万回！”</font></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> </font></span></p><p style="margin: 0pt;"><span style='font-family: 宋体; font-size: 18pt; mso-spacerun: "yes"; mso-bidi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 1.0000pt;'><font color="#000000"> <font face="宋体">哼哼哼，你谢了我啦，还不让我谢你，你咋怎会想哎，我非谢你一百回，谢你一万回不可！哼哼哼</font></font></span></p>