<p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px;">奇闻异事😂开心一笑</b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px;">💃✍🏼题记✍🏼💃</b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">家乡有位老大娘</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">热情开朗又大方</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">女儿一晃三十岁</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">至今单身无对象</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">计上心来想良方</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">闺女窃喜心荡漾</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">挑选驸马写成诗</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">广撒情网圆梦想</span></p> <p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px;">💑丈母娘选驸马情诗💑</b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">阿姨家有靓姑娘，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">三代单传无儿郎，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">女儿温柔又漂亮，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">一米七零腿修长。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">五十公斤多三两，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">凹凸有致挺胸膛，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">伶牙俐齿高鼻梁，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">瓜子脸型眼睛亮。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">本科毕业到银行，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">月薪一万年年涨，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">理财高手会算账，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">能下厨房上厅堂。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">城里买了一套房，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">两百平方很宽敞，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">婚后打算生一双，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">最好一龙一凤凰。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">大妈奔六白发苍，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">招个女婿圆梦想，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">五点要求讲一讲，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">欢迎竞聘来上岗。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">一是阳光有貌相，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">二是孝顺爹和娘，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">三是诚实身体棒，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">四是父母要善良。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">五是喜欢小儿郎，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">加快造人有奖赏，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">婚前彩礼做做样，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">婚后退还面子装。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">如有诚意来拜访，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">当场面试别紧张，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">一旦通过见姑娘，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">今生有缘成鸳鸯。</span></p>