<h3><b><u>指读</u></b><br></h3> <h3><u><b>几本quiz</b></u></h3> <h3><b><u>愚人节:</u></b></h3><h3>起床我就告诉他今天要上学,反应两秒直接急哭了🤣</h3> <h3><b>What Is April Fools Day? 愚人节是什么?</b></h3><h3>April Fools’ Day is celebrated in many countries on 1st April.</h3><h3>很多国家在4月1日庆祝愚人节。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>April Fools’ Day is not a public holiday. 愚人节不是公共假日。</h3><h3>It is a fun-themed day of <b>mischief</b> where people play <b>practical joke</b>s, pranks, <b>hoaxes</b>[hoʊks] and tricks on each other.</h3><h3>这是一个以恶作剧为主题的趣味主题日,人们互相开玩笑、恶作剧、捉弄,和使诈。 </h3><h3><br></h3><h3>When someone reveals their prank, they shout"April Fool!” and the victims of the jokes are called the 'April fools’.</h3><h3>当有人揭露他们的恶作剧时,他们会大喊“愚人/傻子!”,被捉弄的人被称为“愚人们”。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>关键词汇</h3><h3>Theme [θiːm] n. 主题;主旋律;题目</h3><h3>Mischief [ˈmɪstʃɪf] n. 恶作剧;伤害;顽皮;不和</h3><h3>practical jokes 恶作剧</h3><h3>Prank [præŋk] n. 恶作剧,开玩笑;戏谑</h3><h3>Hoax [hoʊks] n. 恶作剧;骗局;谎报</h3><h3><br></h3> <h3><b>What Are the Rules Of April Fools Day? 愚人节有什么规则?</b></h3><h3>April Fools Day has some unwritten rules. 愚人节有一些不成文的规定。</h3><h3><ol><li> It should be <b>light-hearted </b>and funny to all involved, including the victim.Something that is light-hearted is intended to be entertaining or amusing, and not at all serious. 轻松有趣的</li><li>The pranks should not hurt anyone, cause harm or be illegal [ɪˈliːɡl].</li><li>In England and some other English speaking countries, people follow the custom that pranks can only happen before 12 o'clock(noon). After then, anyone who tries to play a prank actually turns out to be the ‘April fool'!</li></ol></h3><h3><br></h3> <h3><b>Why Do We Celebrate April Fools Day?</b></h3><h3>The true origins of April Fools Day are unknown.</h3><h3>The first recorded mention of the 1st of April and foolishness was in The Canterbury Tales by</h3><h3>Geoffrey Chaucer, 1392.</h3><h3>1392年,杰弗里·乔叟《坎特伯雷故事集》中有四月一日和愚蠢的第一次记载。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>In the middle ages, a ‘fool’ was a <b>jester</b> [ˈdʒestər] whose job was to entertain the royal[ˈrɔɪəl] family by telling jokes and riddles.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>关键词汇</h3><h3>Foolishness [ˈfuːlɪʃnəs] n. 愚蠢;可笑</h3><h3>Jester [ˈdʒestər] n. (中世纪宫廷或贵族家中的)小丑;爱开玩笑的人</h3><h3>The royal family 王室</h3><h3>Geoffrey Chaucer 美,杰弗里·乔叟(英国中世纪著名作家)</h3> <h3><b>Public April Fool Jokes</b></h3><h3>Printed media and <b>tabloids小报</b>, including some newspapers and websites, report fake stories. They are usually explained below the news section in small letters or on the next day.</h3><h3>See if you can spot one this year!</h3><h3>印刷媒体和小报,包括一些报纸和网站,报道假新闻。它们通常在新闻部分下面用小写字母或在第二天进行解释。看看你今年能不能逮到一个!</h3> <h3><b>April Fool Jokes 愚人节笑话</b></h3><h3><ol><li>A school in London sent a letter to parents, explaining that children were going to be chosen to spend 5 months in Ghana ['ɡɑ:nə].伦敦一所学校给家长们发了一封信,解释说孩子们将被(学校)选择在加纳度过5个月。</li><li>In 2015, a well-known supermarket said they were going to introduce trampolines [ˌtræmpəˈliːn] in the aisles[aɪls] so that shoppers could reach the high shelves.2015年,一家知名超市表示,他们将在过道中引进蹦床,以便购物者能够得着高高的货架。 </li><li>In 1957, to celebrate April Fools Day, the BBC showed a film about the spaghetti[spəˈɡeti] harvest in Switzerland. This managed to fool a lot of viewers into thinking that spaghetti grew on trees!1957年,为了庆祝愚人节,英国广播公司播放了一部关于瑞士收获意大利面的电影。这让很多观众误以为意大利面是长在树上的!</li></ol></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>关键词汇</h3><h3>trampolines [ˌtræmpəˈliːn] n. 蹦床;弹簧垫</h3><h3>aisle[aɪl] n. 通道,走道;侧廊</h3><h3>spaghetti[spəˈɡeti] n. 意大利式细面条</h3><h3><br></h3> <h3><b>What Will You Do On April Fools Day? 愚人节你会做什么?</b></h3><h3><ol><li>Choose who you want to play a joke on - remember to be aware of their feelings.选择你想开玩笑的人-记住要注意他们的感受。 </li><li>Decide on what you are going to do - make it <b>light-hearted</b>.决定要做什么-注意保持轻松。 </li><li>Remember to play your joke before 12 o'clock midday, otherwise you are the fool.记住要在中午12点以前开玩笑,否则你就会成为那个“傻瓜”!</li></ol></h3> <h3><b>How Is It Celebrated In Other Countries? 其他国家是怎么庆祝愚人节的?</b></h3><h3><ol><li>In Scotland, people celebrate ‘Gowkie Day’, which is named after the gowk, a symbol of a fool. The celebration lasts for two days.在苏格兰,人们庆祝“Gowkie Day”,这是以gowk命名的,gowk是傻瓜的象征。庆祝活动持续两天。</li><li>In France and some other French speaking countries. the tradition is to try and attach a paper fish onto a persons back without them noticing. They then shout ‘Poisson d' Avril’.在法国和其他一些法语国家。传统的做法是把一条纸鱼贴在人的背上,不被人察觉。然后他们喊着“Poisson d' Avril”。 </li><li>In Poland, people enjoy telling each other jokes. Unlike in England, the jokes continue all day.在波兰,人们喜欢互相讲笑话。不像在英国,笑话持续一整天</li></ol></h3> <h3><br></h3><h3><b>How Did April Fools Day Begin? 愚人节是怎么开始的?</b></h3><h3>Until the 15th century, the first day of the new year was 1st April.</h3><h3>截止到15世纪,新年的第一天是4月1日。 </h3><h3><br></h3><h3>In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII changed the calendar to the Gregorian calendar, which meant the first day of the new year was changed to 1st January.</h3><h3>在1582年,教皇格雷戈里十三世将历法改为公历,即新年的第一天改为1月1日。 </h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Anyone who continued to celebrate new year on 1st April was considered a fool!</h3><h3>任何在4月1日继续庆祝新年的人都被认为是傻瓜!</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>关键词汇</h3><h3>Pope [poʊp] n. 罗马教皇</h3><h3>Gregory ['ɡreɡəri] 美 n. 格雷戈里(男子名, 古代罗马教皇之名)</h3> <h3><b>United Kingdom 大不列颠联合王国</b></h3><h3>In the UK, April Fools' day is a chance to play a trick or prank on an unsuspecting [ˌʌnsəˈspektɪŋ] person.</h3><h3>在英国,愚人节是一个对毫无戒心的人开玩笑的机会。</h3><h3>Traditionally, pranks should be carried out by midday. It is thought that anyone playing a prank after this time, is in fact the fool themselves.</h3><h3>按传统来说,恶作剧应该在中午进行。任何人在午后玩恶作剧,他们自己都会被认为是傻瓜。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>France 法国</b><br></h3><h3>In France, April Fools Day is called ‘Poisson d'Avril’, which means ‘April Fish’.</h3><h3>在法国,愚人节被称为“Poisson d'Avril”,意思是“四月鱼”。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>April 1st falls during Lent, and meat is not supposed to be eaten during this time, so instead fish is a preferred food.Lent is the period of forty days before Easter, during which some Christians give up something that they enjoy. 大斋期; 四旬斋</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>四月一日是大斋节,这段时间不应该吃肉,所以鱼是首选食物。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Therefore, on this day, a joker will tape a paper fish to the back of a classmate or friend and wait for the joke to be noticed!</h3><h3>因此,在这一天,开玩笑的人会把一条纸鱼贴在同学或朋友的背上,等着笑话被(那个人自己)发现!</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>Scotland 苏格兰</b><br></h3><h3>Traditionally, in Scotland, this day was called ‘Hunt the Gowk /ɡaʊk/(a stupid person; fool 蠢人; 傻瓜)'. 'Gowk' is a Scottish word that means 'cuckoo’.</h3><h3>传统上,在苏格兰,这一天被称为“Hunt the Gowk”。Gowk是一个苏格兰单词,意思是“布谷鸟”(或“呆子”)。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>It is a day to send someone on a fool's errand/ˈɛrənd/ 差事跑腿. This means you send someone to look for something that doesn't exist like hens’ teeth or a tin of tartan <b>花昵格子</b> paint.</h3><h3>这是派某人去办傻事的日子。这意味着你要派人去寻找一些不存在的东西,比如母鸡的牙齿或一罐格子漆。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>关键词汇</h3><h3>Errand [ˈerənd]n. 使命;差事;差使</h3><h3>Gowkn. 呆子; 布谷鸟</h3><h3>Eg: Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird. “杜鹃鸟”是“布谷鸟”的另一种叫法。</h3><h3>Tartan [ˈtɑːrtn]adj. 格子呢的</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>Portugal 葡萄牙</b><br></h3><h3>In Portugal [ˈpɔːrtʃʊɡl], the traditions of April Fools’ Day last for two days on the Sunday and Monday before Lent [lent].</h3><h3>在葡萄牙,愚人节的传统在四旬斋前的周日和周一,持续两天。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>One of the main Portuguese [,pɔtjʊ'ɡis] pranks is to throw flour on someone.</h3><h3>葡萄牙人的一个主要恶作剧就是往别人身上撒面粉。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>关键词汇</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Lent [lent] n. 大斋节</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>India 印度</b><br></h3><h3>In India, the festival of Holi is celebrated on 31st March.</h3><h3>印度在3月31日庆祝“胡里节”。(也叫色彩节) </h3><h3><br></h3><h3>This is a day to play jokes and throw coloured powder around to welcome the season of spring.</h3><h3>这是一个开玩笑、到处撒彩粉迎接春天的日子。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>Iran 伊朗</b><br></h3><h3>In Iran, the 13th day of the <b>Persian</b> /ˈpɜːʃən/ 波斯的 new year is called ‘Sizdah Bedar’. Pranks have been played there since 536BC making it the oldest known joke day in the world.</h3><h3>在伊朗,波斯新年的第13天被称为“Sizdah Bedar”。自公元前536年起,这里就开始玩恶作剧,成为世界上已知最古老的开玩笑的日子。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>It is traditional to celebrate the day by having a picnic and playing games. Then after the picnic, all the leftover green vegetables are thrown away.</h3><h3>传统的庆祝方式是野餐和玩游戏。野餐后,所有剩下的绿色蔬菜都被扔掉了。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>This represents getting rid of bad luck for the coming year.</h3><h3>这代表着来年要摆脱厄运。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>Germany 德国</b><br></h3><h3>German people call this day ‘Aprilscherz’ and it is a day to play tricks on family, colleagues and friends. Even some white lies are excused [<span style="white-space: normal; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.301961); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">ɪkˈskjuːz]</span>on this day.</h3><h3>德国人称这一天为“Aprilscherz”,是捉弄家人、同事和朋友的日子。即使是善意的谎言,在这一天也是可以原谅的。 </h3><h3><br></h3><h3>The media also usually publish or report on a fictitious[fɪkˈtɪʃəs] story to try and play a trick on the German public.</h3><h3>媒体通常也会发布或报道一个虚构的故事,试图欺骗德国公众。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>关键词汇<br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Fictitious [fɪkˈtɪʃəs]</h3><h3>adj. 虚构的;假想的;编造的;假装的</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3> <h3><b>愚人节高频词</b></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>April Fool's Day万愚节</h3><h3>All Fools' Day幽默节</h3><h3>April Fish 四月愚人(法国)</h3><h3>Noodle 笨蛋(英国)</h3><h3>Prankster 爱开玩笑的人</h3><h3>Mischief [ˈmɪstʃɪf] n. 恶作剧;伤害;顽皮</h3><h3>Practical jokes 恶作剧</h3><h3>Prank [præŋk] n. 恶作剧,开玩笑;戏谑</h3><h3>Hoax [hoʊks] n. 恶作剧;骗局;谎报</h3><h3>Jokes 玩笑</h3><h3>Trick 诡计</h3><h3>Nonsense [ˈnɑːnsens,ˈnɑːnsns] n. 胡说;废话</h3><h3>Foolishness [ˈfuːlɪʃnəs] n. 愚蠢;可笑</h3><h3>Entertainment [ˌentərˈteɪnmənt] n. 娱乐;消遣</h3><h3>Light-hearted adj. 轻松的;无忧无虑的</h3><h3>Jester [ˈdʒestər] n. (中世纪宫廷或贵族家中的)小丑;爱开玩笑的人</h3><h3>The royal family 王室</h3><h3>Geoffrey Chaucer 杰弗里·乔叟(英国中世纪著名作家)</h3><h3>Trampolines [ˌtræmpəˈliːn] n. 蹦床;弹簧垫</h3><h3>Aisle [aɪl] n. 通道,走道;侧廊</h3><h3>Spaghetti [spəˈɡeti] n. 意大利式细面条</h3><h3>Pope [poʊp] n. 罗马教皇</h3><h3>Gregory ['ɡreɡəri] 美 n. 格雷戈里(男子名, 古代罗马教皇之名)</h3><h3>Errand [ˈerənd] n. 使命;差事;差使</h3><h3>Gowk n. 呆子; 布谷鸟</h3><h3>Tartan [ˈtɑːrtn] adj. 格子呢的</h3><h3>Lent [lent] n. 大斋节</h3><h3>Fictitious [fɪkˈtɪʃəs] adj. 虚构的;假想的;编造的;假装的</h3><h3> </h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>愚人节通用整蛊玩法</b></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>愚人节整人最常见的4大套路,用多久都不会过时</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>1.Your shoelace is untied. 你的鞋带开了。</h3><h3>2.Look! There is some money on the floor. 快看!地上有钱。</h3><h3>3.Haha,your fly is open! 哈哈,你的拉链没拉!</h3><h3>4. Hey!You dropped your wallet. 嘿!你的钱包掉了。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>如果对方成功被你整了,在你感受了整人的喜悦之后,别忘了说:</b></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>I'm just <b>pulling your leg!逗你玩呢~</b></h3><h3><b>I'm just messing with you!</b>开玩笑呢,哈哈</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>再来8个进阶版的整人玩法,毕竟1年只有1次,可要好好玩</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>1. Borrow someone’s cellphone and change the language setting to a foreign language. 借别人的手机,把语言设置为一种外语。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>2. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors. 把门上的“推”和“拉”标志互换。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>3. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head. 舀点水在手心里,对着别人的后脑勺假装打喷嚏。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>4. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop. 隐藏别人电脑桌面上的所有图标,并把壁纸换成隐藏图标前的桌面截图。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>5. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on verysoftly. 在别人桌子上方的天花板里藏一台小收音机,音量开到很小。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>6. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder. 在别人的电吹风里塞些婴儿爽身粉。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>7. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m. 在别人卧室里藏个闹钟,闹铃设为凌晨3点。</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>8. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer. 把别人的电脑屏保换成蓝屏死机图。</h3> <h3><u><b>Some Jokes for kids</b></u></h3><h3>挑了一些聊一聊</h3><h3>Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!</h3><h3>Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!</h3><h3>Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!</h3><h3>Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!</h3><h3>Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!</h3><h3>Q: What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!</h3><h3>Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!</h3><h3>Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!</h3><h3>Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!</h3><h3>Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!</h3><h3>Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems!</h3><h3>Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!</h3><h3>Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?Pilgrims!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!</h3><h3>Q: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!</h3><h3>Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!</h3><h3>Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!</h3><h3>Q: Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!</h3><h3>Q: What is brown and sticky? A stick!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the picture go to jail? It was d!</h3><h3>Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!</h3><h3>Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!</h3><h3>Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away her credit card!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!</h3><h3>Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?By the footprints in the butter!</h3><h3>Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.</h3><h3>Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? “Here come the elephants!”</h3><h3>Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)</h3><h3>Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!</h3><h3>Q: What can you catch but not throw? A cold!</h3><h3>Q: What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!</h3><h3>Q: What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.</h3><h3>Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!</h3><h3>Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright! </h3><h3>Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!</h3><h3>Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!</h3><h3>Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!</h3><h3>Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because she was a little horse!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!</h3><h3>Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!</h3><h3>Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!</h3><h3>Q: How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!</h3><h3>Q: What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!</h3><h3>Q: How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it! </h3><h3>Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the ? Because he wanted to see time fly!</h3><h3>Q: What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!</h3><h3>Q: Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!</h3><h3>Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!</h3><h3>Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!</h3><h3>Q: What did the frog order for lunch? A burger and a diet croak!</h3><h3>Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert? Because she was stuffed!</h3><h3>Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.</h3><h3>Q: Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.</h3><h3>Q: What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!</h3><h3>Q: What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids don’t eat broccoli!</h3><h3>Q: What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzcuts!</h3><h3>Q: How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field! </h3><h3>Q: What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug. </h3><h3>Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps</h3><h3>Q: Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!</h3><h3>Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing? A corn field.</h3><h3>Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!</h3> <h3>Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.</h3><h3>Q: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking!</h3><h3>Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible? Friday was the name of his horse.</h3><h3>Q: One night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was nobody in the castle, and no one came out of the castle. In the morning, three people came out of the castle. Who were they? The knight (night), the king, and the queen!</h3><h3>Q: Railroad crossing, watch out of cars. Can you spell that without any “r’s”? T-H-A-T</h3><h3>Q: What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? A clock.</h3><h3>Q: What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.</h3><h3>Q: Lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward. What is it? An icicle.</h3><h3>Q: It starts out tall, but the longer it stands, the shorter it grows. What is it? A candle.</h3><h3>Q: What belongs to you but is used more by others? Your name.</h3><h3>Q: What goes up and never comes down? Your age.</h3><h3>Q: How can a man go 8 days without sleep? He only sleeps at night.</h3><h3>Q: I’m full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I? A piano.</h3><h3>Q: What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? A glove.</h3><h3>Q: A man found an old coin and declared that the date on it was 150 B.C. This could not be true. Why? Because B.C. is counting backwards from the birth of Christ. If Christ hadn’t been born yet, there were no dates in B.C. yet!</h3><h3>Q: Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? The same – a pound is a pound!</h3><h3>Q: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I? Breath.</h3><h3>Q: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday? Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.</h3><h3>Q: Timmy’s mother had three children. The first was named April, the next was named May. What was the name of the third child? Timmy of course!</h3><h3>Q: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet? A coat of paint.</h3><h3>Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years? The letter M.</h3><h3>Q: What has three feet but cannot walk? A yardstick.</h3><h3>Q: What runs, but never walks, often murmurs – never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats? A river.</h3><h3>Q: If you are running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in? Second place.</h3><h3>Q: What gets sharper the more you use it? Your brain.</h3><h3>Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it? A secret.</h3><h3>Q: What can you catch but not throw? A cold.</h3><h3>Q: How many months have 28 days? All 12 months!</h3><h3>Q: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they? Stars.</h3><h3>Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water? A sponge.</h3><h3>Q: Two in front, two in behind, and one in the middle. How many are there? Three. ( 1 2 ) 3 1 (2 3) 1 (2) 3</h3><h3>Q: What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary? The word “wrong!”</h3><h3>Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble!</h3><h3>Q: The more you take away, the bigger this becomes. What is it? A hole!</h3><h3>Q: What word contains 26 letters, but only three syllables? Alphabet!</h3><h3>Q: A girl fell off a long staircase. She wasn’t hurt. Why? She fell off the bottom step.</h3><h3>Q: It follows you and copies your every move. But you can’t touch it or catch it. What is it? Your shadow.</h3><h3>Q: What building has thousands of stories? The library!</h3><h3>Q: What has a neck but no head? A bottle!</h3><h3>Q: A bat and a ball cost $1.10. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? 5 cents.</h3><h3>Q: What invention allows you to look right through a wall? A !</h3><h3>Q: What are two things you can NEVER eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner!</h3><h3>Q: What goes up and down but never moves? The temperature!(Alternative answer – a flight of stairs!)</h3><h3>Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind? What are they? Footprints!</h3><h3>Q: I have no eyes, no ears, and legs, and yet I help move the earth. What am I? An earthworm!</h3><h3>Q: If there are three cookies and you take away two, how many do you have? If you take two, then of course you have two!</h3><h3>Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has? Puppies!</h3><h3>Q: A man was walking in the middle of nowhere and it started to rain. He had no umbrella and no hat, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How can this be? The man was bald!</h3><h3>Q: Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire!</h3><h3>Q: First, I threw away the outside and cooked the inside. Then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat? Corn on the cob!</h3> <h3><b><u>练习册</u></b></h3><h3>Look at the clock,where is the big hand pointing?</h3><h3>It's pointing at 12.</h3><h3>Yes and where is the small hand?</h3><h3>It's pointing at 4.</h3><h3>When the hour hand points to 4 and the minute hand points to 12, it's 4 o'clock.</h3><h3>Can you write 4below the clock?</h3><h3>Good,let's look at the other clocks and tell the time.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>1 hour is 60 minutes.</h3><h3>1 represents 5 minutes, and 2 represents 10 minutes.</h3><h3>It's like skip counting by 5s.</h3><h3><b>One second is equal to one blink of an eye.</b></h3><h3>60 seconds are equal to 1 minute.</h3><h3>What time it is now?</h3><h3>It's four fort-five.</h3><h3>It's 15 to 6.</h3> <h3><u><b>Place Value</b></u></h3><h3>一起读了这本关于个十百千的绘本,然后再实操一下,竟然初步理解了进位加法,试着像书里一样操作4位数加法,很有成就感😀</h3><h3><b><br></b></h3><h3><b>玩法一</b></h3><h3>有点难,玩了一轮弃了</h3><h3>In the story,the cans are bundled together in groups of 10s,100s,1000s.10 ones equal 10,10tens equal 100,and 10 hundreds equal 1000.</h3><h3>Let's make up different amounts of cans collected. Ryan now collects 5 bags of 100,6 bags of 10,and 3 single cans.You can write the number and keep <b>track of h</b>ow many cans were collected.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><b>玩法二</b></h3><h3>I have 10 digits from zero to nine on 10 cards. Turn the cards over. Now you can choose 4 of them and then turn them face up. </h3><h3>What's the biggest number you could make? </h3><h3>What's the smallest number.</h3><h3> Let's discuss the place value of the numbers created. </h3><h3>For example, you make the number 1295 ,this number has 1 thousand,2 hundreds,5 tens and 9 ones.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3> <h3><b>玩法三:Guess the number</b></h3><h3>玩了很多轮,一开始干想容易忘记,引导写在纸上好多了</h3><h3>Think of a <b>3-digit numbe</b>r三位数的数字 (All 3 digits should be different). Have the child guess the number, and then tell him or her <b>which digits are correct but in the wrong place and which digits are correct and in the right place.</b></h3><h3>For example, if the number is 384, and the child guesses 412, you would say "the 4 is correct, but it is in the wrong place.</h3><h3>Continue guessing until the number is founded.</h3> <h3><u><b>打卡</b></u></h3> <h3><u><b>网课</b></u><br></h3><h3>聊到personality不太懂,找个图解释下</h3>