<h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">怡到好处的喜欢最舒服</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">懂得分寸的关系最迷人</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">有些沉重无人可分担</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">只能自己左肩换右肩</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">开始变得宅心仁厚</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">心里总想要宅着</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">人变得德很厚</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">尤其肚子部分</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">原以为风花雪月才是景</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">到头来柴米油盐皆是诗</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">你所谓的事事不顺心</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">不就是最近手头紧</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">高考前</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">你的数理化文史哲水平</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">达到人生巅峰</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">此后终生都在下滑</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">说别让孩输在起跑线上</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">其实不过是</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">别让自己的面子输在起跑线上</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">别人骂你要听</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">别人夸你别信</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">等你的关心</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">等到我关上了心</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">你离开后</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">我的生活一片漆黑</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">大大提升了睡眠质量</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">人还是要着梦想</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">即使是咸鱼</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">也要最咸的那条</span></div></span></h5> <h5><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;">是谁发明的“中年危机”这个词</span></div><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">这个孙子可不一般</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">就这么四个字</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">既是暗礁又是港湾</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">多少本来应该喜迎</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">不惑之年的大好男女</span></div></span><span style="font-family: ".PingFangSC-Regular"; font-size: 17pt;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17pt;">让它搞得迷迷瞪瞪大惑不解</span></div></span></h5>