赖奇进城记

罗道荣

<p style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; caret-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.5440000295639038px; text-align: justify; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">本故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合,请勿对号入座。<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span></h3><p style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; caret-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.5440000295639038px; text-align: justify; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">故事发生在上世纪70年代初期的连城县城,故事的主人翁来自素有连城的</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">西伯利亚</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">之称的赖源公社。赖奇是一位及其普通的又很纯朴的农民,他不但爱面子,还有一点小聪明。<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇从出生到长大成人到结婚生儿育女,最远的地方就去过离家15华里的赖源公社。公社那座两层楼房是他见过的高楼大厦了。自打小起就听说连城县城还有一远房亲戚,县城那楼房才是真的高楼大厦,好几层呢,抬起头来看得两眼发晕。他做梦都想到县城看看大世面,可路途遥远且交通不便,最最要命的是哪来的钱呢?就说0.15元一斤的盐巴还经常买不起,哪有闲钱到县城看高楼大厦开眼界呢。赖奇心里发誓:总有这一天的。<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">已经是不惑之年的赖奇,已经有五个儿女的赖奇的大女儿也到了出阁的年龄了,赖奇决定将大女儿嫁给有钱人以了却走远房亲戚的愿望。当他手捧一沓十元券面彩礼钱的时候,内心深处甜中带苦,苦中有甜又有点涩。赖奇有钱了,他决定到城里见见世面、长长见识、学学新东西好回赖源炫耀,也得给自己增添一份光彩。<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇怀里揣着3张大团结,背上背着个化肥袋,袋子里装着他自个儿从山上采的香菇,笋干等土特产搭上一辆开往姑田方向的拖拉机。到姑田后买了张0.95元往龙岩方向的班车在文亨下车。然后拦了辆载满沙子到县城的翻斗车,好说歹说司机让他坐在翻斗车沙子上。当赖奇还在为节省了0.10元车费洋洋得意的时候,翻斗车已经到了三角坪工地。不知道是司机恶作剧还是忘记了翻斗车车厢上的赖奇,只见他拉动操作杆,将满车沙子连同赖奇卸在工地。赖奇从沙堆里慢慢的爬出来,拍拍身上的沙土,向司机道歉道:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">我不是故意的,真的我不知道我想站起来会将车子掀翻的啊!要不,我将沙子给你装回车上?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">搞得司机哭笑不得,只好对赖奇说:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">没事,没事!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">远房亲戚得知40多年未曾谋面的赖奇到来,无论如何再困难也得买斤把猪肉犒劳这位表亲。饭桌上,一盘肉片炒莴笋、一盘清蒸五花肉合米粉、一盘油炸咸带鱼、一盘炒白菜和一大碗豆腐紫菜汤,外加一壶老酒。亲戚一边敬酒一边让赖奇吃菜。赖奇心想:这远房亲戚也真怪,有鱼有肉的干嘛老是让我吃菜?亲戚见赖奇筷子总是夹着白菜吃,怕怠慢了这位远方表亲,于是手中筷子夹着肉、夹着鱼往表亲碗里送,嘴里不停地说:来来来,吃菜、吃菜。这下,赖奇纳闷啦:表亲明明在给我夹鱼夹肉啊,可怎么还是让我吃菜呀?<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇壮着胆子在自己面前已经堆得小山似的碗里夹了块肉往嘴里送,表亲高兴地问赖奇:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">这菜还合口味吧?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">嗯,好吃,好吃!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇嘴上答道,心里在想:原来城里人叫鱼肉也叫菜!<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">第二天起床后,恰逢连城大集。赖奇在表亲家闲不住啊,也想到集市看看有没有啥子新鲜事,也好学学带回家乡炫耀啊。他告别表亲家,头顶一顶草蓬信步往北大路走。走着走着,迎面来了一位买冰棒的大妈</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">冰棒,冰棒!三分钱一支,五分钱两支!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">哟呼声灌入耳中。这</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">冰棒</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">是啥玩艺,赖奇第一次听说。不就是三分钱一支嘛,反正现在兜里有钱了,不能让人笑话我。他从兜里掏出一角钱,盘算着,三分钱一支,五分钱两支,一支是两分五厘呢。我不能上当,对,买两支。赖奇解开冰棒纸,看着冒气的冰棒试着往嘴里送。立刻,一股凉兹兹的、甜甜的感觉从舌尖儿直通五脏六腑,舒服极了。这么好吃的东西怎么样也要带点回去给老婆孩子们尝尝鲜,这可是城里才有的啊。赖奇这么想着,又从兜里掏出两毛钱递给买冰棒的大妈道:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">我再买八支!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">大妈接过钱疑惑地看看赖奇,还是不想失去这大宗买卖。赖奇将冰棒一边四支地往裤兜塞,一手一支地舔着冰棒。<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">走着走着,赖奇内急,憋得慌啊。也不管三七二十一了,到医药公司墙角揭开裤子正要小解,</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">不准随地大小便!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">医药公司售货员对赖奇咆哮着。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">那,那我到那去尿尿?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">他羞答答地问售货员。售货员爱理不理的将手一指,指向对面的电影院。赖奇无可奈何向电影院走去。上世纪70年代初期,每逢集日电影院都要放映日场电影,票价是夜场的一半。他看着不少人走进电影院大门,心想他们也跟自己一样,是去尿尿的,于是也就大模大样的往里走。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">喂!票!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">工作人员面无表情地将手伸向赖奇。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">票,什么票啊?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇反问道。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">没票还想进去啊,去,边上买票!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">工作人员不耐烦地指了指售票窗口。眼看着那么多人进去,赖奇心想:城里人真怪,买票尿尿!他实在是憋得慌,闷闷不乐地买了5分钱一张的电影票进了电影院。电影还没有放映,看见电影院男男女女一排排坐着那阵势,他也只好找个座位坐下,心里嘀咕着:坐着怎么尿尿呀?可看见别人都是坐着的啊,并没有一人在</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">……</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">,他悄悄的问坐在身旁一位女士:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">什么时候开始?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">灯息了就开始了。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">好不容易等到熄灯,赖奇迫不及待地掏出自己的玩艺,排泄物哗啦啦的一泻千里。那个痛快淋漓的感觉令赖奇终身难忘。方便之后,他离开影院沿街观看风景去了。通过这么一折腾,赖奇刚才塞进裤兜里的冰棒,全都熔化已尽了。他感觉到裤兜里湿漉漉的、黏呼呼的。双手自然地往兜里掏,结果掏出几张冰棒纸和冰棒杆,冰棒已不翼而飞了。赖奇气愤的骂道:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">这城里人也真是的,把人家的冰棒偷吃了不算,还拉了一泡尿在人家的兜里!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">这时,迎面来了一辆自行车,赖奇闪左,骑车人也跟着闪左,赖奇闪右,骑车人也跟着闪右并不停地说:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">快离开!快离开!我不会刹车!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">说时迟,那时快,车轮子不偏不倚地顶住赖奇的裆部,随着</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">哧</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">——”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">一声响,赖奇的裤脚象扇子一样随风飘着,嫣红的鲜血一滴一滴地伴随着一飘一飘裤脚往下滴。赖奇怒目圆睁地说道:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">不会骑脚搭车就不要骑啊,看,把人家的裤子车烂了</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">说道这里,他顿了顿。赖奇心里嘀咕:我可不能让城里人笑话我啊,大腿肉也是叫菜吧?继续接着说:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">把人家的菜也车烂了!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小男孩看见自己闯祸了,吓得两腿值抖索,听见赖奇说把他的菜也车烂了,噗嗤一笑,骑着车子溜了。边上有过路的好心人让赖奇到医院上点药,免得破伤风。<br style="max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">&nbsp;</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">还好,城关卫生院就在前面不远处,赖奇一瘸一拐的进了卫生院,找了一个医生给他看腿。医生问道:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">你挂的号呢?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇疑虑的问:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">挂号?哪里挂?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">医生很不耐烦地向门口一指就再也不理睬他了。赖奇第一次进医院,不知道挂号是啥玩艺,于是信步走出卫生院。正巧,团结巷一个玩具店有买儿童玩具,赖奇买了一个小号子,并叫店主给了一段绳子将小号子两头梆紧,挂在脖子上继续找医生看伤去了。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">怎么又回来了,你的号挂了吗?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">医生问道。赖奇指指脖子上的号子说:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">在这啊</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">把医生笑得前仰后翻。医生看了看赖奇的伤势并无大碍,就给他开了点药和打一针破伤风针,并告诉他到哪里打针。赖奇拿着针剂找到了打针的护士,护士领着他到内室说:把裤子脱了。赖奇纳闷呀,怎么好意思在女同志面前脱裤子呢?正当他犹犹豫豫的时候,护士很不耐烦地说道:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">叫你把裤子脱了,没听见啊?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇很无奈地将裤子退至脚脖子,护士弄好针头回头看见赖奇那模样,对着他骂道:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">畜生!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇心想:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">咦!打针还要问我出身?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">贫农。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">善哉!你还会贫嘴啊?</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">护士小姐怒目而视道。</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">上代也是贫农,我三代贫农啊!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇在护士怒目中有点心惊胆战了。护士拿着针头狠狠地往赖奇臀部扎下,痛得他直叫唤:</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">哇!轧鞋帮啊!疼死我了!幸亏我是三代贫农哇,要是地、富、反、坏、右那还得了啊!</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">赖奇不等针眼闭合,拔腿就跑</span><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue; word-wrap: break-word !important;">……</span></h3>